Introduction: With a galaxy of unsubstantiated wang-related products out there, there exists the possibility that at least one might work. We decided to test a powder-shake mix that claims to naturally enhance the taste of You: SEMENEX™.
Materials: 7.9oz tub of SEMENEX™. Three males to ingest SEMENEX™. Three intrepid females willing to face a Damocles Sword of Taste Uncertainty.
Hypothesis: We believe that SEMENEX™'s claims of taste-enhancement will be borne out, because if they aren't, guys everywhere won't be able to lay back, relax, and enjoy more whob-jobs. Plus it says so on the bottle.
Procedure: Each of three male participants were issued one tub of SEMENEX™. Prior to ingestion, a control test was administered. Then, each man ingested 2tbsp of product, mixed with 6oz of water, twice daily for three days. Per SEMENEX™ instructions, men were told to refrain from "busting" for this period. Men complained. After three days, men were aroused to the point of completion by their lab partner. Detailed notes on flavoring were recorded.
Findings: (Direct quotes from female taste-testers)
Reviewer #1: "It went from yum to delish."
Reviewer #2: "Wow, there was no more salt sprinkled on my tongue taste or Clorox-y taste or even the odd asparagus taste. I loved it!"
Reviewer #3: "It wasn't exactly a chocolatini or anything, but I didn't notice any taste at all, and if I hadn't been so involved in the extraction process and he had just snuck up behind me and put it in my milk, I probably wouldn't have noticed anything different. I'm not greedy, I think that's the best a girl can hope for."
Conclusion: Each female participant reported an increase in palatability, leading us to conclude that the product works. Subsequently, if you love your girlfriend enough to adhere to a regimen of a substance described as tasting like everything from "powdered french toast" to "broccoli-chalk", she might actually say hello to the Pope on occasions other than your birthday every once in a while.
The misses and I conducted a non-scientific test at home and she can confirm that this supplement works best with avoiding the foods listed in the product's supplemental guide. Without the supplement and without or changes in my diet, my semen had a bitter, salty taste. Then we tried using SEMENEX™ and altering my diet and the result was my semen was semi-sweet for her to enjoy.
SEMENEX™ is dry powder with a concentrated, proprietary blend of pineapple, broccoli, banana, celery, strawberry, fructose, cinnamon, ginger, and nutmeg, as well as vitamins and minerals. If taken consistently for three days or more, it alters the taste of a man's ejaculate. Wondering what's wrong with the way it tastes to begin with? Well, the good news is that it still tastes like semen, only better! It's perfect for customers who have an aversion to taking pills, has a fairly low caloric content, and can be mixed with soda or other fruit juice to improve taste. One jar yields a 10-day supply.
Here's the ultimate product for couple play. The question is who will enjoy it more?
SEMENEX™ is a powder, which is mixed with water and gulped down by a guy to change the taste of his semen. It is generally understood that certain fruits and vegetables subtly improve the taste of semen by making it less pungent and sweeter. Not all partners think this is an improvement, but many find strength and bitterness to be unappealing.
SEMENEX™ is simply a concentrate of pineapple (the most famous semen-refresher), broccoli, banana, celery, strawberry as well as various sweet spices and a few good vitamins. In other words, even if you don't enjoy the oral benefits, it's a great multi-vitamin.
The powder mixes easily with water; granted, without a serious mixer it leaves a few lumps so you may not be able to serve it to your man, disguised as a smoothie, but it has a light, sweet taste that is pleasant to drink.
The problem with the whole concept is the calculations and considerations that you have to have in mind. You are meant to drink it soon after ejaculation, so that it affects the semen as it gets replaced. Effectively, this means that spontaneous sex is out, because it will only influence the taste of the ejaculation after you have a portion. If you drink it on Monday night (straight after sex or masturbation), you'll be set to go on Tuesday (12-24 hours later), but you can't ejaculate before 12 hours (or the time it takes to work on you) because the magic will be lost in production. The whole thing, you might feel, is a bit forced because of the waiting and timing and because you'll know that the next act of sex will be culminating (for the drinker) in oral sex.
On the other hand, this little fruit shake is a way of a couple committing to a sex act in two parts; as long as both partners are up for the adventure, planned sex needn't be boring – anticipation can be erotic.
The instruction manual gets two thumbs up. Not only is it clearly laid out, but it includes lots of important information about the correct diet and lifestyle to improve the taste of semen.
Don't expect the change in taste to be dramatic. It may be stronger if the guy drinks two portions before ejaculating, but remember that the container is good for only 10 drinks or so. If you plan to live on the stuff, start saving now.